10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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