10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"