10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Welcome to kicker school
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'