10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.