10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)