10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.