10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."