10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.