10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.