10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz