10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters