10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks