10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "No river, no fish."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.