10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.