10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.