10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician