10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- im going to 2 out you to death
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- It's Free To Fold...
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."