10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT