10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.