10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- in the poker game of life women are the rake