10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen