10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05