10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "No river, no fish."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.