10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger