10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.