10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "No river, no fish."