10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?