10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.