10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.