10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson