10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.