10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"