10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger