10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- It's Free To Fold...
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is