10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "No river, no fish."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!