10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.