10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977