10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is for loners.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers