10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson