10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion