10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."