10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.