10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm