10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.