10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."