10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."