10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986