10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow