10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow