10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.